Q U E C A S U R B A N A S

Charlotte I proposed to myself.
Carrie What?
Charlotte Yes. I suggested he have a tomato salad, then I suggested we get married.
Carrie Wait. What exactly did he say?
Charlotte Alrighty.
Carrie Alrighty? He said alrighty? Now I'm thinking the upsetting thing isn't that you proposed, it's that you proposed to a guy that says "alrighty."
Charlotte Oh, Carrie, stop.
Carrie Alrighty.